I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. A campaign to force encourage people to speak good English in Singapore is a load of tosh. What’s wrong with a ‘communicate better’ campaign instead?
Why? Because I feel that it is just asking too much for people who sprout Singlish (like a pirate?) to change it to ‘Her Majesties Unrealistic English.’
For example:
Me: Can I get some chicken on the rice as well as the char siu?
Hawker: Huh???
Me: Can you put chicken on my char siu rice as well?
Hawker: Harrr?
Me: Can I get extra chicken?
Hawker: Ahhh. ‘Add chicken’ ah?
Me: Yeah!
‘Add chicken’ isn’t exactly right, but it isn’t bad English, and by that I mean that I was able to understand him. When will the ‘powers that be’ realise that you can’t force Singaporeans to speak RP English even when the British people themselves can’t? Take the hawker for instance: he probably speaks good enough Mandarin plus some sort of dialect, plus a smattering of ‘can do’ English… how linguistically genius can a country expect its citizens to be?
An example of a website promoting ‘good’ English suggests the use of phrases like “Could you eat a little faster?” to replace Singlish such as: “Can you faster eat or not?”
Who on, the English speaking parts of, the Earth uses phrases like “Could you eat a little faster?” unless it is being used in a sardonic context when mocking someone who’s eating like a pig?
Just my, usually ignored and often deemed to be invalid, two cents; but MY two cents nonetheless.
So apparently not everyone in Singapore was as impressed as I was with the little ang moh kids’ Mandarin on this ‘be heard in Mandarin’ campaign:
APPARENTLY. Seeing little ang moh kids on television, with Mandarin better than theirs, causes young Singaporean kids to feel inadequate about themselves.
Adversely, if I saw little Chinese kids speaking English better than me (which is not difficult, trust me) would I feel the same way?
How about those three year old calculus geniuses that pop up from time to time in India too? My life would be a ruin if I were to think… “Oh no! I’m supposed to have some fancy degree yet these little three year old Indian kids pwnz my maths any day!”
Apart from the team leader being a psychotic advanced stage Vicodin addict:
1. Constant insults from Dr House (although I probably need them… as do most of his patients).
2. The surgeons have absolutely no qualms about leaving you cut open whilst they go outside and have a discussion with their girlfriend.
3. Dating team members arguing about their relationship whilst treating you.
4. Doctors having random conversations about personal lives, complex mind battles between House and Cuddy/Wilson/Random team member in between them diagnosing your ailment.
5. Every single team member being drunk at a huuuuge stag party whilst you’re lying in your hospital bed in critical condition.
Last of all:
6. Everyone who goes into that hospital has some sort of seriously nasty and unprobable (but real) disease. Being referred to the hospital alone indicates that you’re pretty much in a bad way.
Yeah. So I’m on twitter. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Big Whoop. Wanna fight about it?
Twitter could really change the way we communicate. Writing snippets of text in 140 characters could move us in the same direction it moved the Japanese to communicate through their i-mode handsets and later on cause the bestselling novels to be written on and for mobile phones. Perhaps we will see a best selling/followed twitter novel yet. (A twovel?)
- Made an account for my company and use it for talking to other professionals in the same industry. Which has been really useful.
Type of people I follow and follow back if they follow me: witty, tech savvy and generally interesting people.
Type of people I don’t follow back: mlm-ers, make money fast-ers, wealth builders, ah bengs/townies/bogans/etc, people peddling crap, people who don’t have any updates or updates that I can’t read in order to figure out who you are (sorry!).
Most interesting twitter by-product so far?http://cursebird.com/ which is a website that captures and aggregates people cursing on twitter. Although I’ve yet to think of the value of such a site, other than it being an excellent tool for those learning non-native English learners who want to take their language skills to the next level.
Scary insights about Singaporean society? The fact that out of the 100 highest graded tweeters in Singapore, there are FAR TOO MANY mlm-ers, get rich quick pushers & financial freedom peddlers. Yawn.
The best value that twitter has given me? Found that it is an excellent place for learning about events, news, interesting links, technology, etc, etc, etc, increased my knowledge of the world tenfold. I hope it is hear to stay and will not get destroyed by spammers and Aston Kutcher.
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