Apart from the team leader being a psychotic advanced stage Vicodin addict:
1. Constant insults from Dr House (although I probably need them… as do most of his patients).
2. The surgeons have absolutely no qualms about leaving you cut open whilst they go outside and have a discussion with their girlfriend.
3. Dating team members arguing about their relationship whilst treating you.
4. Doctors having random conversations about personal lives, complex mind battles between House and Cuddy/Wilson/Random team member in between them diagnosing your ailment.
5. Every single team member being drunk at a huuuuge stag party whilst you’re lying in your hospital bed in critical condition.
Last of all:
6. Everyone who goes into that hospital has some sort of seriously nasty and unprobable (but real) disease. Being referred to the hospital alone indicates that you’re pretty much in a bad way.
